Santa's Resume - How would a GCDF improve it?

While browsing my career related blogs this week, I came upon a post featuring a make believe resume for Santa. While it was likely fun to create and made me laugh, I couldn't help but to notice all the things that a GCDF, who had been to our fall Resume training, would have done differently. I encourage you to print out the link and update it as if Santa were your client? Which resume template and section headers would you use?